Oscar de la Renta

December 9, 2009

This week Attinger Jack interactive was paid a visit by the boys in blue (note how we subtly refrain from using certain terms to avoid being SEO’d and associated with specific keywords).

 

Said undercover persons, looking dishevelled in a Starsky & Hutch fashion, we’re searching for a certain employee who had escaped the clutches of the law.

 

Did that employee belong to AJi?  We didn’t think so, but everybody’s eyes turned to our new Financial Director, Oscar Salas.  Focused, smart and pleasant to work with, Oscar can best be described as having a South American accent with a ‘godfather’ drawl straight out of Bogota.

 

Was his visa out of date?  Or were more sinister forces at work as Oscar moves £millions around the world in his ‘other’ job’?  Yes, you know the sort – the words ‘laundry’ and ‘money’ spring to mind.

 

Our suspicions were put to rest by Starsky & Hutch producing a photo of the offending villain.  Was it Oscar?  Not unless he’s had a face change. 

 

Phew. A big hearty welcome from all of us at Attinger Jack in Bath & Farringdon to Oscar Salas.  Oscar would also like us to point out that he doesn’t wear perfume.